Anonymous asked: Hey karkitty, i haven't been up to date in homestuck >:c, so, have you got the fucking tiger, or is it too fast for you? (if you dont get it, look up the meme)
OF COURSE I GOT THE FUCKING TIGER!! NOTHING IS TO FAST FOR KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS! 
IT DIDNT TAKE ME TO FUCKING LONG EITHER, THE STUPID FUCKING TIGER WAS A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS, BUT I GOT IT! FUCKING BELIEVE IT!
Anonymous asked: Wait, which Karkat is this?
FUCKING CURRENT ME ASSWIPE
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE THAT DOUSHE BAG PAST ME OR THAT FUCKASS FUTURE ME?
Anonymous asked: WHY U NO GOD TIER YET?
BECAUSE FUTURE ME I AM YET TO BECOME FUCKING GOD TIER! DONT ASK STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS. WHY THE FUCK DID PAST ME HAVE TO FUCK SHIT UP? TELL ME THAT? ITS OF NO FUCKING CORCERN TO US SO I DONT FUCKING CARE!
madcatterose asked: *POOF* Now you have super powers! What are they, and what is your super hero/villain name and/or costume?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND-A QUESTION IS THAT YOU BRAIN-DEAD FUCKWIT! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ASK SOMETHING THIS STUPID? GOG! I KNEW HUMANS WERE STUPID BUT REALLY! BELIEVING THAT I WOULD SOMETHING AS FUCKING STUPID AS SUPER POWERS? JEGUS! LEARN SOMETHING FOR A CHANGE!! I DNT NEED SUPERPOWERS!! I’M A FUCKING CRAB MORON!
Anonymous asked: I was lead to believe that there were other Ask Karkat blogs. Are you an imposter????????
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? BELIEVING THAT I’M A FUCKING LOVE-LIFE WHO HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN PRETEND TO BE MYSELF? WHO THE FUCK RAISED YOU? OBVIOUSLY THEN DID A FUCKING BAD JOB. SERIOUSLY LEARN TO TELL A FAKE FROM THE REAL FUCKASS!
Anonymous asked: Why are you so bad-ass and amusing?
BECAUSE I AM FUCKASS! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS?
WHY YOU IDIOTS WANT TO ASK ME YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS I DON’T KNOW, BUT WHAT THE HELL GO AHEAD AND WASTE MY TIME WITH YOUR POINTLESS QUESTIONS THAT YOU YOURSELVES ARE TO STUPID TO ANSWER.
